Conversation from the office

"Oh yeah, you're going to that wedding."

"Well, now it looks like we might not be going."

"Oh. Okay. What's another decade without speaking to your relatives?"

"Worked out well this last decade."

"There's that."

"So I spoke to my other brother, the one that lives in Marietta."

"Do you speak to him more often than once a decade?"

"Yes. I spoke to him last year. We're close."

"I have to go blog that. I'll be back in a minute."