So my office is raising money for the 24 hours of Booty event, a 24-hour bike ride around Freedom Park that takes place next weekend. This is raising money for cancer prevention, research, and to help families of cancer patients. I know far too many of you have been touched by cancer in some way, and some of you are actively working for a cure (BTW, Byron, you rock!). So help my co-workers raise money by going to the Barbizon Booty website and making a donation. I'm in for a donation, and I hope you will be as well. You can make a donation in honor of a survivor, in memory of someone you've lost, or just on principle.
And after that, go to the Shakespeare Carolina website and donate money there. Look, I know you're all filthy rich, otherwise you wouldn't be reading my broke-ass blog to hear how the other half lives. So give money to my theatre company so my wife can finish buying costumes!