From rehearsal

I wish I could remember who told this story, but something tells me it was Cartee. This was part of a rehearsal conversation. Is it any wonder why I love these people?

So my buddy’s dad woke me up at about 8 the next morning, holding the phone.

“It’s for you.”

“Who?”

“Some girl, I didn’t ask.”

And apparently I had had relations with this chick the night before and the first words out of her mouth were “What did you do to my neck?”